We've got your summertime activities covered with these sassy sayings.  This list is doubly long because both of these are doubly fun!

1. You are never too old to play outside
2. Camping: donating blood one mosquito at a time
3. Explore the unseen
4. "Light a campfire, and everyone's a storyteller." --John Geddes
5. Camping is great for when you want a horrible night's sleep
6. Let's sleep under the stars
7. Leave the road, take the trails
8. "My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature." --Claude Monet
9. "The woods are lovely, dark and deep." --Robert Frost
10. Take a hike
11. First rule of camping: start the camp before you start to drink
12. "Camping is natures way of promoting the hotel business." --Dave Barry
13. In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors
14. The campfire smoke always follows me
15. Campers have s'more fun!
16. Bring a compass.  It's awkward when you have to eat your friends.
17. Let's just go and not come back for a while
18. Go camping. Get toasted
19. Think outside. No box required
20. I camp to burn off the crazy
21. Let's go off-road
22. The smell of the ocean never gets old
23. Talk to the palm (tree)
24. Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair
25. Sky above, sand below, peace within
26. The only BS I need in my life is beach and sunshine
27. Girls just wanna have sun
28. I'm pretty sure my birth stone is a seashell
29. Feeling nauti
30. #restingbeachface
31. You don't have to shovel sunshine
32. I wonder if the beach misses me...
33. I'm multi-slacking today
34. I wish beach therapy was covered by my health insurance
35. Ironing boards are surf boards that gave up their dreams. Don't be an ironing board
36. My favorite color is sunset
37. Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat
38. I'll keep calling them Seagulls...but Beach Chickens sounds better
39. Happiness comes in waves
40. I'm getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach